Thread: Have you ever?

Yes and then I DROWNED IT!!!

Aww there's so many on here that I've done and others have been like eww no/NO! Makes me feel bad.

Have you ever put a kettle warmer on your head and worn it as a hat?

not done that, no - and with summer coming i don't think i'll need to.

ever gone swimming and found you've forgotten your costume/bikini/trunks etc?

ha, i don't think so... a towel maybe.

Have you ever put all the lights on the christmas tree?

yess i do it every year.

have you ever put smarty tubes on cats legs to make it walk like a robot?

No but I so want to now!

Have you ever laughed so hard something came out of your nose? mmm yummy

Ew, no, lol

Ever squished a spider?

it was late at night, i was about to get into bed when i see a HUGE spider on my wall, if i wasn't so tired i would of moved it (plus it looked kinda creepy) so i took a picture of it on my phone.
i then started looking around my room for objects to kill it with, the nearst objects being about 6 knives it was standing above, i picked one up and unsheathed it i took aim and prepared to strike. then i looked at the spider, deep into its many eyes and something magical happened, i thought fuck no am i getting spider juice on this perfectly good knife. i picked up a nearby tennis racket that hadn't been used for years, unsheathed it again and hit the spider sideways on with the racket taking a slight chuck out of my (which i forgot to check was plaster) wall. the spider stayed crushed to the wall, limbs and body no longer one being.

my little victory in heart, i took a second picture of the slain beast and compared it to the previous picture.

i went to bed that night a hero, i awoke the next morning a legend.


have you ever been in a car accident?

no, touch wood

have you ever shown your knickers?

No

Ever run away?


P.s. wtf Luke?!

no i haven't

have you ever met the Queen?

Nope, but my brother has [sortof]

Ever done something illegal?

oh helllllllll yes.


ever get suspended from school?

Yes, many times. Actually, I don't think I've been into school once in the last 11 years.

Ever eaten chips with ice-cream?

gahgahgah no

Ever stuck a kick me sign or such on someone?

no but i took a price sticker off the back of this woman on the bus once. she laughed and said "i thought i'd be worth more than that!"

ever climbed up snowdon?

No

Ever kicked a fish?

Kicked? I bashed one against a rock, does that count?

Ever wanted to rip someones face off?

Yes!

Have you ever licked your pet?

Eww, no

Ever danced in the middle of the street for no reason other than you could?

yep

ever eaten a horse before?

^ no i couldn't - i eat meat (amongst other stuff, but not horse)
< is going to dry the dishes
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Originally Posted by andrea17

^ no i couldn't - i eat meat (amongst other stuff, but not horse)
< is going to dry the dishes
v has more than 10 dvds

I lol'd.

wrong game andrea, so I'll ignore your post

No I haven't but I have eaten kangaroo, oh my gosh!

Ever fallen asleep on a coach etc and had a picture taken?

^confused.com

i don't fall asleep anywhere except bed

ever fell off a trampoline?

gah I hate it when people say that. it isn't funny or clever.

No, I'm not a clumsy fool

Ever found someone incessantly annoying?

^ and it would be painful - i'm always careful on the trampoline

i have but it's how you deal with them - you just keep calm, like

ever been in McDonalds for lunch, then somewhere else for pudding?

No.

Have you ever pretended to be someone else?

i haven't, not being an actress

ever been on a cruise ship?

^ You don't have to be an actress to pretend you're someone else, Andrea

No

Ever gone more than one night without sleep?

^ well i haven't any way

not without sleep no

ever been homeless?