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Old 29-07-2010
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Default Sooo twisted!

I have two twisted questions for you:

1. I disappear right away when you say my name. Who am I?

2. How much time does it take Snow White to serve dinner for the dwarfs?

No Gooooogle plz!!!
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1. Silence.

2. ?
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Ya got it! Congrats!
I'll keep the second one for the others!

Here are the next questions:

1. If there is a bee in your hand, who are you and what can you see? (The former is easier to answer than the latter)

2. What is a great invention that helps us all see through wall, no matter how thick it might be!?!
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2. What is a great invention that helps us all see through wall, no matter how thick it might be!?!
the ladder
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I mean 'see through' literally. ^^ You can see through the wall with it. )
It's not the ladder.
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Ha! You got it! )))
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1. If there is a bee in your hand, who are you and what can you see? (The former is easier to answer than the latter)
I've seen that one before, I think. Beauty?

Please tell the answer to the snow white one! :D
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I've seen that one before, I think. Beauty?

Please tell the answer to the snow white one! :D
Explain this to me please.
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I've seen that one before, I think. Beauty?
Ya got it right! Congrats!!! :becky

If you're having a bee in your hand, actually, you're a "bee-holder", right?

Soooooo, what is in the eyes of the beholder?

There is a saying that: "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder". This is a little related to literature. Several writers referred to this implication: Beauty is based on what you see, not what you hear. The beauty actually belongs to your awareness.

I quoted one from Shakespear:

Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
Needs not the painted flourish of your praise:
Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,
Not utter'd by base sale of chapmen's tongues
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About the Snow white questions:

It takes her 7 'seconds' (another serving of food) to serve the seven dwarves! ))))))

I took this question from the Oscar winning "Life is beautiful".
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Hey, there are some "silly" questions here!!!

1.How many times does an F appear in this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

Remember: Everything is not what it seems!

You guys just submit your answers and I'll explain this later. I bet you'll be surprised! (Hope so! )

2. What does Bee see?
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